so this guy sits down on a bus, and he realizes that the kid next to him has an orange for half of his head. so he asks the kid smugly "why do you have half of your head as an orange?" the kid replies:
"well, ya see, i was walking through this antique shop, and i saw an old oil lamp that i know my mom would've loved. i picked it up, and started shining it up, and behold, a genie pops out."
"well what did you wish for?" the guy said
"with my first wish i wished for a million dollars, and that whenever i spent any of it, it would be replenished in my wallet when i looked again. sure enough, i went over and bought the lamp, and i looked, and there was a million dollars left"
"you got more than one wish right? what were the others?"
"with my second wish i wished that all the girls would like me. and guess what? right then, girls heads in the shop started turning my way!"
"and what was your third wish?"
"oh, for my last wish i wished for half of my head to be a huge orange."
if you don't think it's funny now, don't worry, you'll think it is later.
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha.
awesome work btw
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and a hush falls over the room - quiet salute - for you
m, this is quite interesting! I really like it!
The orange stuff is great, and the other colors go well with it all...
the whole blind idea is good, and I like all the spirals above the head.
I like the way the hands are in correlation with the face too
Overall really nice!
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"I couldn't be. I'm never up so early." --P.G.Wodehouse, How Right You Are, Jeeves.
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Daily Literature Deviations is a group that is dedicated to bringing literature to the forefront of the deviantArt community. We attempt to accomplish this by daily featuring Literature artists from around the community that deserve the recognition, but are not getting it.
Each day we will feature 5 deviations from the Literature categories in a News Article. In order to support the artists that we feature, we ask that you the news article as well as check out the individual pieces. We understand that each day you may not be able to check out each and every one of the pieces, everyone has their own things going on. We just ask that you make an attempt to help support the growing Literature community.
^Ikue has been a devious member of our community for almost 7 years and in this time he has proven to be nothing short of dedicated and devoted. Whilst volunteering his time over the last 22 months as a Gallery Moderator within the Community Relations Team, Chris has brought the Vector gallery and many vector artists directly into the spotlight. ^Ikue's commitment to the community is evident in everything he touches and you can always find him reaching out to others with an encouraging word. Chris is a natural leader with a vibrant and empathic personality, and is a role model for deviants everywhere. It's ev... Read More
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"well, ya see, i was walking through this antique shop, and i saw an old oil lamp that i know my mom would've loved. i picked it up, and started shining it up, and behold, a genie pops out."
"well what did you wish for?" the guy said
"with my first wish i wished for a million dollars, and that whenever i spent any of it, it would be replenished in my wallet when i looked again. sure enough, i went over and bought the lamp, and i looked, and there was a million dollars left"
"you got more than one wish right? what were the others?"
"with my second wish i wished that all the girls would like me. and guess what? right then, girls heads in the shop started turning my way!"
"and what was your third wish?"
"oh, for my last wish i wished for half of my head to be a huge orange."
if you don't think it's funny now, don't worry, you'll think it is later.
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha.
awesome work btw
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and a hush falls over the room - quiet salute - for you
The orange stuff is great, and the other colors go well with it all...
the whole blind idea is good, and I like all the spirals above the head.
I like the way the hands are in correlation with the face too
Overall really nice!
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"Suppose your Aunt Dahlia read in the paper that you were going to be shot at sunrise."
"I couldn't be. I'm never up so early."
--P.G.Wodehouse, How Right You Are, Jeeves.
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